George was neutered

Me: No he's just behaving like that becuause he feels bad.
Mikey: Of course he feels bad--he got his balls cut off!
Mikey: Now his personality is different. He's like...a rabbit.

Herm-oh-ninny

ThePendragoness: I feel like Hermione
ThePendragoness: because I've read so much of the Reed website
leighatreed: hahahaha
leighatreed: you are Hermione
ThePendragoness: too bad there isn't a book "Reed College: A History"
ThePendragoness: or is there?
ThePendragoness: I might have to check it out ;-)
leighatreed: yup
leighatreed: no, there isn't
leighatreed: sorry
ThePendragoness: oh well *runs off and studies here honor principle packet*
ThePendragoness: *her

Not an AIM convo, but

Chip: I think after this present situation, I've realized that I'm not cut out for polyamorous or monogamous relationships.
Me: So you're just not cut out for relationships? You're pulling that line.
Chip: Yes.
Me: That's just new age laziness.